What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Scientists Successfully Simulate Bizarre Phenomenon Where "Light Appears to be Generated from Darkness - The Debrief

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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So they tried

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

New Hope on Autoimmune Diseases: Sunlight - Newser

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Which tool is used in artificial intelligence?